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A young girl came to his aid
Luckily, a big strong milkmaid
She helped Ted to his feet
He was white as a sheet
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28-02-2021, 03:34 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A young girl came to his aid
Luckily, a big strong milkmaid
She helped Ted to his feet
He was white as a sheet
As she administered first aid

An ambulance had to be called
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Re: Limericks. (New).

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Re: Limericks. (New).

An ambulance had to be called
And off the floor he was hauled
He was rushed straight away
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Re: Limericks. (New).

An ambulance had to be called
And off the floor he was hauled
He was rushed straight away
To the A&E bay
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01-03-2021, 12:34 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

An ambulance had to be called
And off the floor he was hauled
He was rushed straight away
To the A&E bay
Where his pants were found to be soiled

A priest was called for poor Ted
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A priest was called for poor Ted
Who, by now. had wet the bed
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A priest was called for poor Ted
Who, by now. had wet the bed
The priest read Ted the last rites
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A priest was called for poor Ted
Who, by now. had wet the bed
The priest read Ted the last rites
Not convincing wearing tights
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01-03-2021, 12:44 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A priest was called for poor Ted
Who, by now. had wet the bed
The priest read Ted the last rites
Not convincing wearing tights
So he took them off instead.



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