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10-04-2021, 09:39 AM
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Suck it up.
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10-04-2021, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Good morning! Gosh this place stinks like a medieval ale house....get the windows open before we all get drunk on the fumes!
Presumably, you were a serving wench at the time to know that.
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10-04-2021, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Presumably, you were a serving wench at the time to know that.
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10-04-2021, 11:40 AM
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Pixie's right, it stinks something rotten in here.

What with that horrible smell of stale whisky, sweaty armpits, stinking socks, all added to various other revolting fumes men make . . .
What a thing for a lady to come home to!

OUT, the lot of you - NOW!
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10-04-2021, 12:07 PM
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No such thing as stale whisky, it doesn't last long enough. The effluvium was already here, left behind by you wimmin and your vile practices.
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10-04-2021, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
No such thing as stale whisky, it doesn't last long enough. The effluvium was already here, left behind by you wimmin and your vile practices.
Vile practices of what? Opening the windows and spraying air freshener?? or did you mean us powdering our noses and floating around in a whiff of light perfuuuuuumme
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10-04-2021, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Vile practices of what? Opening the windows and spraying air freshener?? or did you mean us powdering our noses and floating around in a whiff of light perfuuuuuumme


The poor old stick gets confused these days, Pixie.

His nose is not good either, it's become so clogged over the years with all the male pongs, he can't even smell our delicious aromas any more.
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10-04-2021, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
The poor old stick gets confused these days, Pixie.

His nose is not good either, it's become so clogged over the years with all the male pongs, he can't even smell our delicious aromas any more.
Ooooer! Poor old stick! He's going to get you for that one Mups! S'ok.... I have the frying pan right here, I'll bop him....

Can't find a frying pan, never mind, a mallet will do!

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10-04-2021, 05:37 PM
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Ooooer! Poor old stick! He's going to get you for that one Mups! S'ok.... I have the frying pan right here, I'll bop him....

Can't find a frying pan, never mind, a mallet will do!

Here. Try this one...

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10-04-2021, 05:43 PM
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Aye that'll do...fits your head just right, does that!

Took me bloomin' ages to find that! and its doesn't work. Oh well...use your imagination.
 



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