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But maybe that's pushing his luck
Being this sore, really does suck
So they bandaged rat's stump
Then injected his rump

Re: Limericks. (New).

But maybe that's pushing his luck
Being this sore, really does suck
So they bandaged rat's stump
Then injected his rump
Stump, he's now had a pin and tuck



Grey were the skies this morning

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Grey were the skies this morning
The dark clouds are surely a warning

Re: Limericks. (New).

Grey were the skies this morning
The dark clouds are surely a warnin
Heavy rain's on the way

Re: Limericks. (New).

Grey were the skies this morning
The dark clouds are surely a warning
Heavy rain's on the way
About time, some would say

Re: Limericks. (New).

Grey were the skies this morning
The dark clouds are surely a warning
Heavy rain's on the way
About time, some would say
Soon a cooler day will be dawning.




I met a strange man today

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I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way

Re: Limericks. (New).

I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way
Hiding behind a large tree

Re: Limericks. (New).

I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way
Hiding behind a large tree
He was having a wee

Re: Limericks. (New).

I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way
Hiding behind a large tree
He was having a wee
When some of it on Mae did spray.

"I say", she said " do you mind!"