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That reminds me of the Englishman who didn't like it here at all.
He went to a travel agent to book his flight back.
When he payed for the ticket he was short one dollar.
He went outside desperate to rustle up another dollar. He asked the first Aussie that came along:"Excuse me sir would you have a spare dollar? I want to go back to England!"
The Aussie replied:"Here mate, have two bucks and take another pom with you!"
That reminds me of the Englishman who didn't like it here at all.
He went to a travel agent to book his flight back.
When he payed for the ticket he was short one dollar.
He went outside desperate to rustle up another dollar. He asked the first Aussie that came along:"Excuse me sir would you have a spare dollar? I want to go back to England!"
The Aussie replied:"Here mate, have two bucks and take another pom with you!"
Typical, we have to pay to get back whilst most of you lot got there for nout.
How can I forget what I promised my favorite person in the whole world?
I'll be free for at least 6 months after Boxing Day, I will walk with you and when you get tired I will carry you all the way to Pommieland.
That's just another Ploppy promise.