Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer..
A couple are walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.
Suddenly they feel a slight precipitation. "I think it's raining." says the man, "No, it's snowing." replies the woman."You're wrong it's definitely rain", exclaims the man.
Just then a communist officer approaches. "How about we ask our comrade friend here? He is always right!" says the man, "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining." Officer Rudolph replies before walking off
The man turns to his wife with a smile, "See," he says,
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."