11-03-2018, 11:51 AM
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Re: Live from Rehabs Shed.
Originally Posted by Mups
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Rehab, be nice to your garden gnome, he is your friend after all.The way I see it is -
If a noise disturbs your sleep
Open the curtains, take a peep
Twill only be your garden gnome
Doing his best to guard your home.
Standing by the old log pile
With his rosy cheeks and cheeky smile
He's really like a little mate
Toiling away until it's late.
And so he stands there day and night
Working under your solar light
And when you feel you're on your own
You're not, you have your garden gnome.
There you are my dear.
Don't you feel a tad more kindly towards him now?
11-03-2018, 03:31 PM
183
Re: Live from Rehabs Shed.
I went inside our shedAnd found a bee, stone dead
What a shame it had to die
Never more to buzz and fly
No more making honey
That ends up in a tummy
Or flying around some ears
Having fun with human fears
Gone from the nest for hours
After visiting the flowers
It must have caused a buzz
Like missing family does
Lots of words in ‘bee’ were said
But I bet no ‘bzzzz’ ever lead
To the fact the bee just flew inside
Our shed and simply went and died.
11-03-2018, 03:32 PM
184
Re: Live from Rehabs Shed.
Originally Posted by mart
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I went inside our shedAnd found a bee, stone dead
What a shame it had to die
Never more to buzz and fly
No more making honey
That ends up in a tummy
Or flying around some ears
Having fun with human fears
Gone from the nest for hours
After visiting the flowers
It must have caused a buzz
Like missing family does
Lots of words in ‘bee’ were said
But I bet no ‘bzzzz’ ever lead
To the fact the bee just flew inside
Our shed and simply went and died.
There is a poetry thread.
11-03-2018, 03:52 PM
186
Re: Live from Rehabs Shed.
Originally Posted by mart
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I went inside our shedAnd found a bee, stone dead
What a shame it had to die
Never more to buzz and fly
No more making honey
That ends up in a tummy
Or flying around some ears
Having fun with human fears
Gone from the nest for hours
After visiting the flowers
It must have caused a buzz
Like missing family does
Lots of words in ‘bee’ were said
But I bet no ‘bzzzz’ ever lead
To the fact the bee just flew inside
Our shed and simply went and died.
Very nice...I have spiders in my shed...big spiders...
they have tracks not legs....can you do a rhyming spell that will get rid of them?
11-03-2018, 03:53 PM
187
Re: Live from Rehabs Shed.
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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See what you have started? Everyone has gone into their sheds and started spouting poetry, going all arty farty...sheds are for pottering and doing STUFF...ok?
Men faff around in sheds, it's a known fact
11-03-2018, 03:59 PM
190
Re: Live from Rehabs Shed.
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Can you provide a link to your ‘facts’ or did you just make that up ?
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