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Good One! LOL
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ROFLMA !! Short, Sweet and funny!
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lol!!
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28-03-2019, 09:19 PM
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girl friends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heart throb noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.. on one condition..."
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....

>"Clean my house."


Women have their priorities.
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28-03-2019, 10:25 PM
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Women have their priorities.
Great resonse! LOL!
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28-03-2019, 10:35 PM
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Great response! LOL!
Better still:

Women have their priorities, which don't always coincide with those of men!
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29-03-2019, 07:13 AM
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A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
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A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
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30-03-2019, 06:46 AM
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I went to visit the Air and Space Museum........but there was nothing there!
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I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
 
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