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18-04-2021, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Good morning! I'll take a buttie thanks, Mr Macy....not had bacon & mushroom for yonks! I was laying bricks yesterday at the allotment, so may as well have a builders breakfast, eh?
To go with your builder's bum
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18-04-2021, 12:44 PM
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To go with your builder's bum
Oh Ha. Ha....I was wearing a dress yesterday, so I was a dainty brickie. Unlike you lot who seem to delight in flashing and mooning at every opportunity!
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18-04-2021, 01:47 PM
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you know pix, from the way you talk i never thought you were the type to wear a dress
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18-04-2021, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by macywack ->
you know pix, from the way you talk i never thought you were the type to wear a dress
Dungarees and a donkey jacket maybe?
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18-04-2021, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by macywack ->
you know pix, from the way you talk i never thought you were the type to wear a dress
Well I am full of surprises, Mr Macy! No heels though, they aren't comfy when gardening.

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Dungarees and a donkey jacket maybe?
Not everyone dresses like you, Judders!
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18-04-2021, 05:21 PM
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I'll set your alarm for five am
Good idea. She needs to be up early to scare the birds.
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18-04-2021, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Good idea. She needs to be up early to scare the birds.


Oi you, stop keep talking about me and thinking I don't know.

Anyway cheeky chops, I'll bet you a fiver that I am more alluring than you first thing in the morning.

News travels fast y'know, and we've heard about you and Judd in the mornings, shuffling about in your old slippers, bum hanging out your pyjamas, drippy nose, unshaven, breath like a drain hole, and teeth in a mug somewhere.

So YOU'RE the ones who will scare the poor birds - and all the neighbours - - not I.



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18-04-2021, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->

News travels fast y'know, and we've heard about you and Judd in the mornings, shuffling about in your old slippers, bum hanging out your pyjamas, drippy nose, unshaven, breath like a drain hole, and teeth in a mug somewhere.

So YOU'RE the ones who will scare the poor birds - and all the neighbours - - not I.



Oh my god, Mups, that's the stuff of nightmares!!!
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18-04-2021, 06:03 PM
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Oh my god, Mups, that's the stuff of nightmares!!!

I know, Pixie.

That is why they should be made to keep the curtains closed until noon.
It upsets their neighbours terribly.

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18-04-2021, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I know, Pixie.

That is why they should be made to keep the curtains closed until noon.
It upsets their neighbours terribly.

Their neighbours have probably been kept awake all night with the snoring and grunting anyway
 



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