18-04-2021, 05:52 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Longdogs
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Good idea. She needs to be up early to scare the birds.
Oi you, stop keep talking about me and thinking I don't know.
Anyway cheeky chops, I'll bet you a fiver that I am more alluring than you first thing in the morning.
News travels fast y'know, and we've heard about you and Judd in the mornings, shuffling about in your old slippers, bum hanging out your pyjamas, drippy nose, unshaven, breath like a drain hole, and teeth in a mug somewhere.
So
YOU'RE the ones who will scare the poor birds - and all the neighbours - - not I.