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They are born to be eaten, so that's why they temp you. Like the pig in The Resteraunt At The End Of The Universe.
Oink!
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All the things mentioned are just stepping stones for the hard stuff...McVities Chocolate Homewheat accompanied by a hot steaming mug of Yorkshire tea for the application and immersion of said biscuits......Timing is everything.....
No sugar in the tea. OGF.

It's bad for you!
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As I sit here munching some small cheesy biscuits one after the other, I can say that I'm completely in control ..Oh! just a few more then.
I just stuff cheesies in - all at once!
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Re: Do some Food Items have Artificial Intelligence?

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I refuse to buy Giant Chocolate Buttons anymore for this very reason
I blame Sigourney Weaver
She's Alien, to me, Rhian!

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Re: Do some Food Items have Artificial Intelligence?

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I have the same problem with Cadburys chocolate finger biscuits & Jaffa cakes. I am sure they have a subliminal message that sounds in your head.
Hmm!

I'll try ear muffs (with chocolate on).
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Re: Do some Food Items have Artificial Intelligence?

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Hmm!

I'll try ear muffs (with chocolate on).
Ear muffs do not work as the messages are in your head, not through your ears. Even shutting your eyes & pretending the yummy things aren't there doesn't work either.
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Re: Do some Food Items have Artificial Intelligence?

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Ear muffs do not work as the messages are in your head, not through your ears. Even shutting your eyes & pretending the yummy things aren't there doesn't work either.
Ah! I thought i was getting earmails!
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I am sorely tempted by the sublime messages of eat me as I pass by the chocky and goody aisle. But I have a secret weapon that helps me resist. It is the sirens sweet song of Diabetes. Otherwise I would wolf those things down.
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Re: Do some Food Items have Artificial Intelligence?

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Ted, this is a very interesting thread you have started, and it shows this problem is far more widespread than you realised.

I am not sure if you find the replies reassuring that you are not alone, or do they just confirm what you suspected in the first place - artificial intelligence!

I must admit I am a little saddened at why these poor treats elect to be eaten alive though. Is it mass suicide or an evil plan to make humans drastically obese and toothless in the future?
Hmmm . . .


Thanks, Mups.

Luckily, there are only 8 of these biscuits in the pack.

That means the torture (of not eating) lasts longer than the enjoyment.

Just off to get another pack, to test my theories.

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Re: Do some Food Items have Artificial Intelligence?

Originally Posted by Davenorave ->
I am sorely tempted by the sublime messages of eat me as I pass by the chocky and goody aisle. But I have a secret weapon that helps me resist. It is the sirens sweet song of Diabetes. Otherwise I would wolf those things down.
Don't worry, D, I'll eat your share.

 
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