10-01-2020, 03:49 PM
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How Bizarre .......
The world is getting very serious of late.Time for a laugh though you might shudder.
Man wakes up to find burglar sucking his toes
A man has been traumatised after waking up in the middle of the night to find a burglar sucking his toes.
The victim, 20, told the intruder that he didn’t have any money – but the man responded that he didn’t want cash, just wanted ‘to suck toes’, according to a police report.
They began to fight, with the suspect claiming he would pull a gun from his pants and grabbing his genitals as if to do so.
Thankfully he didn't pull it out ....
10-01-2020, 04:12 PM
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Re: How Bizarre .......
Originally Posted by longfellow
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Well I was thinking as I read it Wales but come to think of it I bet it was in the Brighton area. Brighton people are far better at toe sucking than any other area in the UK.
Or so I have heard..
And how you know dis longfellow?
10-01-2020, 04:52 PM
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Re: How Bizarre .......
Originally Posted by Tiffany
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I think they were unhealthy & were stopped.
Now then Morty, have you been on the cough syrup or something?
What a very strange 'burgular' indeed.
Couldn't have been anything to do with Dongle, could it?
I'm told he likes toes.
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