Re: Commando
Hell yes, in another time and place I would have been a Greek God, currently I look like Buddha who was a decent bloke.
Buddha's real name was Siddhartha Gotama, but that sounded a bit gay so all his mates called him Buddha. He was a monk with a bald head, and he was rock hard and could have anybody in his village. He also liked table tennis. My dog Fang der Wunderhund thinks I am a god
I thought I would share that with you.