21-06-2019, 03:35 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
A flying visit to see the trouble those dreadful men are causing today.
That Judd chap is a menace when he's not working enough, he keeps popping in to harrass us ladies instead of finding something else to occupy his time.
Dongle is a menace whatever he's doing - according to Mrs. D.
Funny Twink should say about men fainting at our beauty, because it so nearly happened
again this morning.
I was bathing my dogs today, and I always manage to get wet myself, so today I took me trousers off and just had on my T-shirt and knickers. (Calm down chaps
)
The flippin' doorbell went! I toyed whether to answer or not, but didn't want my dog to use the opportunity to scarper, so decided not to.
It went again.
In the end I shouted out the window and asked who it was, and it was just a pesky bloke (as usual), wanting to know if I needed any gardening doing!
Thing is, had I gone to the door, I very nearly forgot I'd got no trousers on.
Now
that would have made the unfortunate pest faint, I bet. It might even have finished him off.