25-06-2020, 10:43 PM
Re: Last to post wins
Now then, you useless lumps of un-manliness and uselessness.
In spite of you blindfolding me, handcuffing and driving me to the middle of nowhere then dumping me, a kindly - and rather dishy - gentleman
came to my rescue.
After wining and dining me in the manner to which I am accustomed, he drove me back here to once again keep you dreadful specimens in line.
So can we start as we mean to continue, and warn you now, that anyone with any dangly bits will be evicted and barred from re-entering.
I can tell you are ecstatic to see me.