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29-06-2018, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I think I might have over done it a bit with Judd, as he hasn't been sighted since just after lunch yesterday.

I almost feel a tad guilty. What if he landed in a lake, do we know if he can swim?
If he doesn't surface by tonight, do you think we should alert 'Missing Persons' . . . . or have a party to celebrate?

Just got back from France aboard a stolen rubber boat that some economic migrants had thought they'd hidden in a bush after being catapulted over the Channel. I've since removed my braces to stop it happening again.

Am going to do the same to two certain 'ladies' using their knicker elastic and see how they like it.
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29-06-2018, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Just got back from France aboard a stolen rubber boat that some economic migrants had thought they'd hidden in a bush after being catapulted over the Channel. I've since removed my braces to stop it happening again.

Am going to do the same to two certain 'ladies' using their knicker elastic and see how they like it.


Drat that man. He's back again.

It's no good you trying to get hold of our drawers Mr. Judd, cos we haven't been wearing 'em this hot weather.

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29-06-2018, 11:54 PM
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Drat that man. He's back again.

It's no good you trying to get hold of our drawers Mr. Judd, cos we haven't been wearing 'em this hot weather.

I know, I nicked them off your washing lines and removed the elastic to make a giant catapult.
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30-06-2018, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I know, I nicked them off your washing lines and removed the elastic to make a giant catapult.
Now now Judd, always remember that if you attempt to catapult Mups and I you first need to know what will happen in return...... shall I tell you?

OK......... We will float like a butterfly, but sting like a bee! and you wouldn't like that.

We both attended the Mohammad Ali school of defence!
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30-06-2018, 08:38 AM
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Good morning ladies 👋 I see another attempt to dislodge us has failed miserably. 🙄 I really think you should simply accept the inevitable and concede defeat.
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30-06-2018, 09:21 AM
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Good morning ladies 👋 I see another attempt to dislodge us has failed miserably. 🙄 I really think you should simply accept the inevitable and concede defeat.
Hmmm how do you feel about living in a grubby cellar Tezza? Of course you won't be alone, we will put Judd down there with you & even give you pencil a paper to play word games.
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30-06-2018, 09:46 AM
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Good morning Twink.

Another beautiful day.
I have lots to do today, so let's hope we don't have too much hindrance from the male of the species.
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30-06-2018, 11:05 AM
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Good morning Twink.

Another beautiful day.
I have lots to do today, so let's hope we don't have too much hindrance from the male of the species.
Don't worry Mups I will be around to sort them out!
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30-06-2018, 01:00 PM
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Oh look! Post #1376!

....that means this thread is now offishly closed and I win!
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30-06-2018, 01:21 PM
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No I am now the winner
 
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