Re: Over 50s Club Yorkshire
A bloke from Lancashire buys a budgie. All the bird does is struts around his cage all day shouting "I'm a Yorkshire Budgie and I'm hard as nails!". The bloke gets tired of this, and thinks "I'm gonna fix you!" so he puts a parrot in the cage with him and goes to bed.
Next morning he finds the parrot dead and the budgie's still shouting"I'm a Yorkshire Budgie and I'm hard as nails!"
So the bloke thinks I'll sort you out mate and puts a Kestrel in the cage with the budgie, just before going to bed.
The next morning he finds the Kestrel dead, and the budgie still strutting round the bottom of the cage shouting "I'm a Yorkshire budgie and I'm hard as nails!".
Getting fed up now, the Bloke puts a Golden Eagle in the cage thinking "This will surely sort the budgie out!".
Next morning, he comes down to find the Eagle dead, but the budgies laid at the bottom of the cage not moving, looking bedraggled and with no feathers on at all. The bloke smiles and thinks finally I've done for him, just as the budgie opens one eye, looks up at him and sez "By 'eck! 'e were big un! I 'ad to tek mi bloody coyt off for 'im!"