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'Shark infested custard' laughed Don Savatore, as he put down his spent cracker and revealed his Smith & Wesson.
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Florian secretly observed Brenda performing her ablutions through a hole in the wall in what was previously Arthur's room
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Florian secretly observed Brenda performing her ablutions through a hole in the wall in what was previously Arthur's room
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Arthur kept one sock on when painting naked, for he needed somewhere to put his brushes having found already some where to fasten his palette
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Arthur kept one sock on when painting naked, for he needed somewhere to put his brushes having found already some where to fasten his palette
I always wondered what the hole was for.
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As soon as Arthur heard the doorbell, he realised that moving to Midsomer was probably a big mistake.
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The back of the solstice was broken, but, was that enough, to satisfy a Pagan?
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Veni, vide, vici !
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Brenda complained loudly,

"It's not fair it's not right"

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" Nor is a ..........
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The last person on Earth was sitting in his living room but the doorbell never rang.
 
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