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Re: Let's have a laugh

Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, and what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
LOL!! That will teach The Dragon at the Door!!
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People walked out of the Spice Girls concert last night because of dreadful sound problems. A sound engineer has been sacked for causing the issues.

He turned the Mic's on.
Good point.
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Should have got Gordon in!

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Re: Let's have a laugh

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Arnold Schwarzenegger at the age of seventy-one is to star in a new Terminator film later this year. They have changed his catchphrase slightly though to,

"Ah, me back. "
Thatís how I feel after digging a trench two days ago.

BTW, Iíve developed a new addiction. Brake fluid.
But I can stop if I want to.
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