I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..
There I was, just standing about admiring the flowers on a beautiful sunny day, when I heard a crash.
I turned around and there she was, just lying there looking very dishevelled. I didn’t know what to do, should I pick her up or wait for someone else to pick her up.
I could see she had broken something and not wanting to get involved. I started to walk away.
I then stopped and thought I can’t leave her like that, so I walked over to her, picked her up, patted her down and took her to somewhere safe.
I did feel better about it and pleased she wasn’t too badly hurt. I walked away feeling good that I had done a good deed for Queen Elizabeth.
I wonder if I will be mentioned in her Birthday Honours and be awarded an OBE or even be made a Dame?
My good deed proves you don’t need to wear a cloak, to be a hero!
Where was I?