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26-05-2019, 04:27 PM
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Re: I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

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Ok, Calm down, you haven’t won the Euromillions Lottery!

Congratulations to Carol who was our very worthy runner up!
I'm easily excited!
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26-05-2019, 07:41 PM
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Re: I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

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I'm easily excited!
And you have won a rose with no soil.
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27-05-2019, 07:59 PM
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Re: I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

Here is an update, which is true. Honestly.

Today, l went back to the garden centre. I looked to see if ‘Queen Elizabeth’ was still there and she was!
She was all on her own and on the floor again. Upright this time, whilst all the other roses were on a stand. She was still in her broken flowerpot surrounded by, not a lot of compost that was totally dried out. Her leaves had drooped and she looked very sorrowful.
I could take no more, l picked her up and marched straight to the Manager.

What happened next?
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27-05-2019, 08:06 PM
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Re: I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Here is an update, which is true. Honestly.

Today, l went back to the garden centre. I looked to see if ‘Queen Elizabeth’ was still there and she was!
She was all on her own and on the floor again. Upright this time, whilst all the other roses were on a stand. She was still in her broken flowerpot surrounded by, not a lot of compost that was totally dried out. Her leaves had drooped and she looked very sorrowful.
I could take no more, l picked her up and marched straight to the Manager.

What happened next?
The Manager asked you if you would be so kind as to give the poor waif and stray a home, as you were obviously meant to be together, and who was he to deprive the two of you from having a fulfilling relationship?

Besides which, the Rose was obviously trying to escape, so you'd be doing him a favour, actually.

At no charge, obviously!
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27-05-2019, 08:10 PM
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Re: I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Here is an update, which is true. Honestly.

Today, l went back to the garden centre. I looked to see if ‘Queen Elizabeth’ was still there and she was!
She was all on her own and on the floor again. Upright this time, whilst all the other roses were on a stand. She was still in her broken flowerpot surrounded by, not a lot of compost that was totally dried out. Her leaves had drooped and she looked very sorrowful.
I could take no more, l picked her up and marched straight to the Manager.

What happened next?
Someone tipped the remaining soil over your head, which is why your avatar is so dark??
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27-05-2019, 08:14 PM
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Re: I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

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Someone tipped the remaining soil over your head, which is why your avatar is so dark??
Or maybe Queen Elizabeth turned into Audrey II and ate the manager?
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27-05-2019, 08:20 PM
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27-05-2019, 08:48 PM
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Re: I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

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Wrong for the first part of the question!
I am incognito! lt’s not an old pic, taken a week ago.
Why did you turn the light off first?!
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28-05-2019, 09:47 AM
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Re: I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

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You've been deleted?

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28-05-2019, 10:38 AM
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Re: I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

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You've been deleted?

Poodogs turned the light on, but then it was turned off again.
Just like that!
 
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