Prize Twerp
I did a really stupid thing today, and was very embarrassed.
I had a hospital appointment at 1.30pm. When I got there, there was a notice on the door saying they are closed from 12.45 - 1.45. I thought, how odd. Fancy sending me an appointment when they know they're closed.
However, I could hear voices behind the door, so knocked to query it.
A very nice lady opened the door and I asked her why I had an appointment if they weren't open, and should I wait.
This is when I had a bit of a shock.
She looked at my letter and said: "Your appointment is at Kettering Hospital dear - this is Northampton General!!!!
Boy, did I feel a prize twerp!