13-07-2019, 03:50 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!
Originally Posted by TessA
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I'll be OK I sleep a lot, naps too! In fact I got up at 10.30 today.Usually up by 7am, back to sleep by 2 pm - 4ish. I'll be ok...
13-07-2019, 03:50 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!
Noisy People rant....I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM ASDA
Yesterday I was at my local Asda store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet Fang der Wunderhund and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Asda.
Actually I found the above on f/b so I thought I would share
13-07-2019, 03:56 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Noisy People rant....I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM ASDA
Yesterday I was at my local Asda store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet Fang der Wunderhund and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant?
Actually I found the above on f/b so I thought I would share
13-07-2019, 04:06 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Noisy People rant....I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM ASDA
Yesterday I was at my local Asda store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet Fang der Wunderhund and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Asda.
Actually I found the above on f/b so I thought I would share
13-07-2019, 05:41 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Noisy People rant....I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM ASDA
Yesterday I was at my local Asda store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet Fang der Wunderhund and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Asda.
Actually I found the above on f/b so I thought I would share
Good job you confessed you old rogue, because I have seen that before too, so I knew you were telling porklies.
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no bloody chance 13-07-2019, 06:09 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!
Originally Posted by Mups
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Good job you confessed you old rogue, because I have seen that before too, so I knew you were telling porklies. X
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