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I reckon Art..has been sucking on the "bottle"!

Baby one of course.

By the way,my first husband was a Farquhar..try pronouncing that after a scotch..or at anytime,come to think of it...
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
....well don’t ask me to babysit when you want a night out. You can ask someone else to look after your Tarqy.
Not if you are going to stuff little darling Tarka into the boot of your car I won't. Anyway - night out, wots that - all that pleasure stuff is done with when you have two babies - you sound a bit irresponsible to me. Are you sure you are committed (maybe you should be )
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17-07-2019, 04:38 PM
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over the hills and far away.


Did you say what I thought you said...Art.


"Over The Hills And Far Away"!!.......
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17-07-2019, 04:40 PM
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Pauline...I felt a bit fed up today as l am so restricted with my injured knee.
I started this silly thread, thinking everyone would realise and not believe l had got one of those pretend baby dolls!

It has made me laugh and cheered me up!
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17-07-2019, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Pauline...I felt a bit fed up today as l am so restricted with my injured knee.
I started this silly thread, thinking everyone would realise and not believe l had got one of those pretend baby dolls!

It has made me laugh and cheered me up!


I started a thread like this last year Art....no one was interested..

I am glad it made you laugh....I need laughter in my life...that's for sure.
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17-07-2019, 04:47 PM
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Not if you are going to stuff little darling Tarka into the boot of your car I won't. Anyway - night out, wots that - all that pleasure stuff is done with when you have two babies - you sound a bit irresponsible to me. Are you sure you are committed (maybe you should be )
Aerolor, Are you questioning my skills and responsibilities as a mother?
My two are as good as gold and just sleep the whole time whilst they are in the boot. Not like your Tarky who screams his head off and trashes my boot... and he swears.
Where does he get that from?




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17-07-2019, 04:48 PM
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I started a thread like this last year Art....no one was interested..

I am glad it made you laugh....I need laughter in my life...that's for sure.
Which thread was that? Pauline. Maybe, you should relight it?
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17-07-2019, 04:50 PM
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Did you say what I thought you said...Art.


"Over The Hills And Far Away"!!.......
That's a song isn't it? Maybe Artangel has been watching Sean Bean and not concentrating on her babies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fy3tSim3to
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I bought an inflatable sheep once just for a giggle and took it across to Peru in order to show some guys on the same contract that such things actually did exist. As with luminous condoms they just didn't believe.

Bible Bashers from the Bible Belt so only to be expected.

Anyhoos it was only when half way across the Atlantic i remembered that I'd have to carry the thing through customs ---

Fortunately I didn't get stopped but I was bricking, I mean how could I explain having an inflatable sheep sex aid! They may have demanded proof of use! Yuagh!
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17-07-2019, 04:54 PM
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I bought an inflatable sheep once just for a giggle and took it across to Peru in order to show some guys on the same contract that such things actually did exist. As with luminous condoms they just didn't believe.

Bible Bashers from the Bible Belt so only to be expected.

Anyhoos it was only when half way across the Atlantic i remembered that I'd have to carry the thing through customs ---

Fortunately I didn't get stopped but I was bricking, I mean how could I explain having an inflatable sheep sex aid! They may have demanded proof of use! Yuagh!
TAT, You could’ve put a bonnet on it and stuck a dummy in its mouth.
They would just have thought you had an ugly baby!
 
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