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I just looked up EIDETIC wow.
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Apologies coming from Jem
For daring to speak the word phlegm
Thank God I forgot, to mention the Snot
Or I’d never be seen here again.

Strange how in films and TV the shit word is flung all about the place “I have to get my shit together” and “I shit you not” it doesn’t even raise an eyebrow, but mention the humble Snot and you instantly become an ogre, funny old World ain’t it.
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
Apologies coming from Jem
For daring to speak the word phlegm
Thank God I forgot, to mention the Snot
Or I’d never be seen here again.

Strange how in films and TV the shit word is flung all about the place “I have to get my shit together” and “I shit you not” it doesn’t even raise an eyebrow, but mention the humble Snot and you instantly become an ogre, funny old World ain’t it.
No matter Jem, I won't hold it against you.

It's my personal hang up, bodily fluids make me retch.
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07-07-2016, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
Apologies coming from Jem
For daring to speak the word phlegm
Thank God I forgot, to mention the Snot
Or I’d never be seen here again.

Strange how in films and TV the shit word is flung all about the place “I have to get my shit together” and “I shit you not” it doesn’t even raise an eyebrow, but mention the humble Snot and you instantly become an ogre, funny old World ain’t it.
No Shit Man.
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07-07-2016, 09:38 PM
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Never mind the quality, feel the width, that's bollocks, the depth is more important, in a lateral sort of way.
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As she lay on the straw she would moanin
You have sown all your seed and I’m groanin
My voluptuous bells they have bloomed
And my fruit swelleth soon
And to market in ‘barrow well be goin!!
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The weather is awfully glum
I’m left with a pain in me bum
‘Cos it’s not much fun, when you ain’t got no Sun
And your nose is starting to run.

I’ve had the sniffles all week now, it’s not a cold, must be some sort of hay fever, never suffered from that before, as me Granny used to say back in the 50’s “It’s all them rockets their sending up” That was her standard excuse, it covered everything from the weather to a headache, God bless her.
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Talking of bums, I was idly surfing the net last night and I came across some blurb on Jimmy Edwards, he of THE GLUMMS, WHACKO et al.

I don't know why but a phrase loomed large . He had just finished whacking one of the boys at the school & announced he had punished his DUMB CHUM with the NUMB BUM.

Very NON U these days, I also learned that he was gay, who'd have guessed it.
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There have been many Bonkers folk, who seem to be unaware that they were, the worry is where this contagion stops.
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There have been many Bonkers folk, who seem to be unaware that they were, the worry is where this contagion stops.
You calling me bonkers Spitto?
 
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