Re: Dangerous cycling law.
A roll of red tarmac rushed into a pub and asked to be hidden as he was being chased by a roll of green tarmac who threatened to kill.
The barman said go hide in the toilet , which he did just in time
Suddenly the pub door flew open and in came an enraged roll of green tarmac. it demanded to know if a roll of red tarmac had entered. The barman said no, so the green roll of tarmac left
The barman said it is safe to come out now, what was all that about?
The roll of red tarmac said " oh that roll of green tarmac is just a psychopath"