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06-05-2020, 02:15 PM
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The italian wedding test

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me..

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was Bra-less.



She would regularly bend down when she was near me.

I always got more than a nice view.



It had to be deliberate she never did it around anyone else.



One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.



She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore.



She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.



She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.



I stood there for a moment....then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.



Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son..'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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