11-01-2020, 07:06 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday coming up, and I jokingly said, "A Lamborghini."A few days later I came home and was greeted by the stench of curry, and my wife said, "Sorry, I looked everywhere but couldn't find what you wanted, so I hope a lamb bhuna is OK."
Thanks. Appropriated!
12-01-2020, 08:04 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
12-01-2020, 11:11 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
An old lady comes to her doctor and says, “Doctor, you know how you told me I should avoid going up and down stairs as much as possible?”“Yes,” nods the doctor, “we agreed on that after the latest X-rays.”
“Well I don’t know if it was such a great recommendation. All the climbing up and down the rain gutter is really exhausting!”
12-01-2020, 06:53 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
13-01-2020, 03:33 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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