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25-03-2020, 06:20 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

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Beehives stolen in the village I used to live in!
The bees won't like it, they don't like being messed with. They might die!

Some guy trying car doors a few streets away!

It'll be break-ins and looting next!
Will be? It already is here!
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25-03-2020, 07:42 PM
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Will be? It already is here!
Why do I keep thinking of "Clockwork Orange" ?
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25-03-2020, 08:24 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

I think top of my list is the fact that a lot of people are breathing, I can think of hundreds who are just a waste of oxygen, idiots who think they're invincible and treat the lockdown as an extra holiday. politicians who tell you one thing at 8am then tell you the exact opposite at 10am. Our totally inept PM, won't implement full lockdown in case he offends people, they've been asking people to stay in for days and they're not doing, time for stronger action.I can't stand those people who's total raison d^etre is to be offended on your behalf, as in "you can't say that to him, it's not nice" , when someone jokingly says something to you, believe me, I'm big enough to fight my own battles. Oh the list is endless, but that's enough for now. lol
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25-03-2020, 08:31 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

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I think top of my list is the fact that a lot of people are breathing, I can think of hundreds who are just a waste of oxygen
And breeding!
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25-03-2020, 09:21 PM
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And breeding!
oh yes, they breed quicker than rats round here, what pisses me off is you get a young girl, single parent, as soon as the kid is old enough to go to school, meaning she could work, she miraculously gets pregnant again, and with the same bloke who fathered the first kid. Theres a few round here, all got kids of varying ages, all having the same father and all claiming one parent benefit, but they're not fiddling, yeah right.
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25-03-2020, 09:57 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

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We do something similar at bed time. No, not what you're thinking, with your dirty mind!

Marge usually gets into bed first; I come later.

Just for a laugh, I put a hand on Marge's thigh.
"Cold hand!" she screams.
"Mmmm, warm thigh," I reply.

After a few minutes, I then add, "Mmmm, warm hand."
And Marge replies, "C-c-c-cold thigh."

You should try it, lads. It's funny!
What time does she want me?
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25-03-2020, 10:02 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

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Scumbags like this who think it's clever to lick bottles in a supermarket during a Covid pandemic. Caution. Bad language.


https://youtu.be/wl0Ypp6hTIM
According to the news this morning, he has been found and charged with terrorism offences and could face five years in prison.

Another MORON who filmed himself licking a toilet rim, now has the virus and is on a ventilator.
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25-03-2020, 10:09 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

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What time does she want me?
Oh, I'm afraid you'll have to find your own thigh!

(Er... how much have you got?)
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25-03-2020, 10:10 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
According to the news this morning, he has been found and charged with terrorism offences and could face five years in prison.

Another MORON who filmed himself licking a toilet rim, now has the virus and is on a ventilator.
Glad to hear that they get what they deserve.
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25-03-2020, 11:53 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
According to the news this morning, he has been found and charged with terrorism offences and could face five years in prison.

Another MORON who filmed himself licking a toilet rim, now has the virus and is on a ventilator.
Waste of a ventilator!
 
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