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01-06-2020, 11:47 AM
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Re: Heads up

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Yes, but the Brothel is not the Ladies own Home (probably someone else's)

Yes, maybe Elsie's.


I'd be quite interested to know how they manage their 'work' from 2 metres away.


And if it is not legal in someone's house, they might use the garden!
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01-06-2020, 11:59 AM
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Re: Heads up

Originally Posted by Mups ->
I'd be quite interested to know how they manage their 'work' from 2 metres away.
And what type of Mask they are wearing.
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01-06-2020, 12:17 PM
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Re: Heads up

Originally Posted by Mups ->
I'd be quite interested to know how they manage their 'work' from 2 metres away.


And if it is not legal in someone's house, they might use the garden!

Well I can think of a way but it involves Wellington boots and bluebottles.

However suppositories are much better and easier to deal with ---

https://images.app.goo.gl/g7CS9hwY93jGyAEB6
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01-06-2020, 12:49 PM
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Re: Heads up

Oh Deary Me!!! Do you mean the sex I was never going to have will be forbidden now? DAMN!
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01-06-2020, 01:01 PM
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I expect our nextdoor neighbour will be round at the earliest opportunity. Sex was never an option with her, anyway.
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01-06-2020, 02:02 PM
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What if I don't want to have sex with them can I get them to get something out of my loft instead?
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01-06-2020, 02:21 PM
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Re: Heads up

Originally Posted by Mups ->
I'd be quite interested to know how they manage their 'work' from 2 metres away.


And if it is not legal in someone's house, they might use the garden!

Know anyone whose got a new shed recently.
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01-06-2020, 02:43 PM
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Re: Heads up

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I always knew you were a forward thinker OGF, has the Two Metre exclusion zone been in place since the turn of the century.
Now your boasting spitty!!

Donkeyman! 😇😇
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01-06-2020, 03:17 PM
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Re: Heads up

So, is the forum orgy still on or off?
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01-06-2020, 04:17 PM
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Well you could go hi-tech and use an internet connected his and hers communications facilitator ---

[link removed]

Other similar aids are available.

One big attraction is that these things provide world wide --- interaction.
 
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