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Re: A tale of derring-do

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Please be careful Vlad. Promise me you will stay alert and vigilant. Keep your sabre by your bedside and your mobile phone with you at all times.

I have heard reports of this new breed of mice being bigger than Fang is, and could easily take his head off if he pokes it in where it is not wanted. May I suggest you buy him some chain mail from ebay, post haste.

Lastly, don't forget to do 50 press ups every morning to keep supple and ready to fight.
Good luck my dear.


Beware the dandy highway man doesn't hold up the post,lots of discontent,it isn't even winter.
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Re: A tale of derring-do

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Beware the dandy highway man doesn't hold up the post,lots of discontent,it isn't even winter.

Good thinking Caricature. Perhaps Vlad could get a security escort to travel with the parcel.
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12-10-2020, 12:15 PM
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Re: A tale of derring-do

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Good thinking Caricature. Perhaps Vlad could get a security escort to travel with the parcel.

Tenpole Tudor and the swords of a thousand men charge reasonable rates I hear.
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12-10-2020, 12:20 PM
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Tenpole Tudor and the swords of a thousand men charge reasonable rates I hear.

You are very knowledgeable. I hope Vlad takes note.
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12-10-2020, 12:30 PM
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Re: A tale of derring-do

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Please be careful Vlad. Promise me you will stay alert and vigilant. Keep your sabre by your bedside and your mobile phone with you at all times.

I have heard reports of this new breed of mice being bigger than Fang is, and could easily take his head off if he pokes it in where it is not wanted. May I suggest you buy him some chain mail from ebay, post haste.

Lastly, don't forget to do 50 press ups every morning to keep supple and ready to fight.
Good luck my dear.




This could be interesting we all need a good laugh!
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12-10-2020, 12:33 PM
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Re: A tale of derring-do

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You are very knowledgeable. I hope Vlad takes note.
I know a lot,mostly, ney I'd say entirely nonsense,but I know it.
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12-10-2020, 12:40 PM
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This could be interesting we all need a good laugh!


We certainly do, Mags.

I shall worry about him if he goes missing now though. I shall fear he might have been caught off guard and dragged off under the skirting boards, never to be seen again.

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12-10-2020, 03:04 PM
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I hope Vlad remembers to tie strings around the bottoms of his trouser legs and that the mice aren't sight impaired. You remember the nursery rhyme ... 3 blind mice running after the farmer's wife?
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I like tales of derring-do - and am old enough to remember when the initials BC meant 'before Christ'. Now they just mean Before Covid. Lack a day.
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I know a lot,mostly, ney I'd say entirely nonsense,but I know it.


Bravo for owning up Sir.
Others also know knothing, but are either unaware of it, or won't admit it.
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