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06-09-2020, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Good thinking, Mups. We could also put caltrops in all the pests favourite armchairs - that would sort them out!!

I had to google those Tabby, but I must say I am impressed.
Can we order some do you think?
Those'd make them shift themselves a darn site quicker, I'll bet.
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06-09-2020, 01:51 PM
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I'm just trying to work out why anyone would want to go through Northamptonshire?...... Ah yes, of course..... to get to Devon.

. . . . and you can be quiet an' all.

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06-09-2020, 01:54 PM
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Ey up, I've just caught a whiff of that darn Yorkie wandering around close by, like a typical wandering Yorkie does.



Yep, there he is.
Sauntering along, hands in pockets, whistling, and smirking and thinking about things he shouldn't again.
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06-09-2020, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Ey up, I've just caught a whiff of that darn Yorkie wandering around close by, like a typical wandering Yorkie does.



Yep, there he is.
Sauntering along, hands in pockets, whistling, and smirking and thinking about things he shouldn't again.
Aren't you supposed to be in church arranging the flowers, lighting candles, or doing whatever it is you god-botherers do on a Sunday? Whatever it is, you shouldn't be in here...

Right. Get out, and stay out.

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06-09-2020, 02:34 PM
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'Ere, now listen to me Judsy. I'm going nowhere for the time being.

I am however, adding to my list of places I want to see before I snuff it.

As well as being escorted to the Donkey Sanctuary, and the seaside, I have added seeing the Northern Lights now as well.

Now if you lot can do something useful for a change, and escort me to such places - and paying of course - I may well like them so much I might even stay there.
Surely that gives you some incentive to escort me? After all, you've bugger all else to do it seems.

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06-09-2020, 02:47 PM
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'Ere, now listen to me Judsy. I'm going nowhere for the time being.

I am however, adding to my list of places I want to see before I snuff it.

As well as being escorted to the Donkey Sanctuary, and the seaside, I have added seeing the Northern Lights now as well.

Now if you lot can do something useful for a change, and escort me to such places - and paying of course - I may well like them so much I might even stay there.
Surely that gives you some incentive to escort me? After all, you've bugger all else to do it seems.

Get yourself a powerful telescope and point it towards Glasgow.
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06-09-2020, 02:50 PM
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Get yourself a powerful telescope and point it towards Glasgow.

Horrid old meanie.
I'm not speaking to you any more.

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However, I can still gesticulate.



It's all your fault I am so rude!
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06-09-2020, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I had to google those Tabby, but I must say I am impressed.
Can we order some do you think?
Those'd make them shift themselves a darn site quicker, I'll bet.
Have ordered some from Amazon - should be here tomorrow.
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06-09-2020, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Aren't you supposed to be in church arranging the flowers, lighting candles, or doing whatever it is you god-botherers do on a Sunday? Whatever it is, you shouldn't be in here...

Right. Get out, and stay out.

We have God's permission to be in here - any time we like as long as we keep you lot out. She wrote it out specially on tablets of stone!
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06-09-2020, 07:07 PM
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We have God's permission to be in here - any time we like as long as we keep you lot out. She wrote it out specially on tablets of stone!
Are you saying that God is a 'She'?
 



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