18-03-2014, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by MKJ
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You has a cold.Has you put your thermal knickers on? The bum has a large surface area and is probably the cause of the above. Oh, and thermal bra and socks too, cos you might have big knockers and feet. Tis all about surface area you see
.my feet are small
18-03-2014, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by spitfire
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Let RJ cast his glass eye over it, but for me it was nailed.
Leave my glass eye out of this.
25-03-2014, 10:40 AM
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Relief Phone CallsI used to have a friend who was a bit kinky, not in a deviant way I might add
When I tell you what made her laugh you might though think her a little bit mad
Well let me try and word this in a way that doesn't paint her in the wrong light
I would hate for her to read this awesome poem and we end up in an fight
Apparently the sound of me peeing reminded her of a particular funny tune
Every time I tinkled she giggled a little, but not so as to disturb me - not like a loon
Sos I drank plenty of water, ate fruit and the like, timing my phone calls to be just right
And I kept my girlie happy very cheaply with my dosh kept well out sight
25-03-2014, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire
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RJ, have you ever had a Gobby or a Bully?.
Sounds a bit common to me chum.
29-03-2014, 02:30 PM
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SORRY by Jem, hoping to get back in the wife's good book.I'm sorry for the things I do
hurtful some, that's very true
The Rat I sent you in the post
the night I dressed up as a ghost
the pile of vomit on the stairs
my socks never being in pairs
Sicking all the things I do
but underneath I still love you.
03-04-2014, 09:38 PM
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Painful FlashbackBeen a funny old day, been a funny few days come to that, considering stuff to do with me life
A very weird thing crossed my mind at some point in time - realising I ain't never had a wife
Does it matter in the grand scheme of things? - eh no, of course not, as tis just little old me
Then again ain't I the centre of my own universe - following my own path - my own decree?
Nah, just rambling, thinking of the past and what might have been, but there is more to it - obscure
It is, and I am loathe to admit but revenge plays a part in my deep dark thoughts - a spiteful cure
That would surely give me pleasure for a very short time but only remorse would remain
Ain't the past such a pain ...
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