30-01-2018, 11:48 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Morticia
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You're doing a grand job Mups ... just looked outside and not a single male of the species lurking anywhere.
Uh oh Mort, you spoke too soon.
The ringleader is lurking.
I've been thinking about this menace y'know. He's quite a problem isn't he.
Being an electrician, he can de-activate the electric fences and man-traps.
Also, as we found out last night, he is not frightened off by garlic and horse breath!
He escaped Twink's cellar, he turns all the road signs round to make me get lost en route, he even says he gets on well with dogs, so he would easily bribe mine.
We really need a committee meeting, get our heads together and think of a better cunning plan, because he's gotta go!