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01-10-2020, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Give over, a day working with me would kill yer.
A day working with anyone would kill them. Unless it involved drinking tea and knitting all day.
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01-10-2020, 03:34 PM
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That's enough of you useless male lumps thinking us ladies can't do anything.
We have toiled away all our lives, been our knees with exhaustion, worked day and night, slaved away for unappreciative bosses, put up with stinky low wages, then come home to start all over again with our own jobs.

Now it is finally time for us to sit back and admire (oops, wrong word ) your unmanly physiques working away to support us in our dotage, and keep us in the manner to which we are accustomed.

We know your eyesights not good now, and your joints creak - we can hear them - but we have asked Father Christmas to pop some Glucosamine in your stockings this year, because we care.

So enough of your complaints, and carry on the good work. Another bonus is, it keeps you out of here.
Shall we have another cup of tea, Tabby?


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01-10-2020, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
That's enough of you useless male lumps thinking us ladies can't do anything.
We have toiled away all our lives, been our knees with exhaustion, worked day and night, slaved away for unappreciative bosses, put up with stinky low wages, then come home to start all over again with our own jobs.

Now it is finally time for us to sit back and admire (oops, wrong word ) your unmanly physiques working away to support us in our dotage, and keep us in the manner to which we are accustomed.

We know your eyesights not good now, and your joints creak - we can hear them - but we have asked Father Christmas to pop some Glucosamine in your stockings this year, because we care.

So enough of your complaints, and carry on the good work. Another bonus is, it keeps you out of here.
Shall we have another cup of tea, Tabby?


I think the fuse has blown in the kettle so you will have to get Judd in. Unfortunately, he is busy until the end of next April.
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01-10-2020, 10:11 PM
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I know how to change fuses - I can even mend the ones needing fuse wire - so button your lip and clear off!
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I think the fuse has blown in the kettle so you will have to get Judd in. Unfortunately, he is busy until the end of next April.



I am.
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01-10-2020, 10:57 PM
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I know how to change fuses - I can even mend the ones needing fuse wire - so button your lip and clear off!

That's done the trick Tabs, they've gone at last.
Did you manage to administer those new, stronger sleeping pills?
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01-10-2020, 11:06 PM
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Look a groan at the right time and place sums it up, as far as work is concerned.
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01-10-2020, 11:21 PM
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Go to bed Spitty.
You must have work tomorrow, and we are trying to lock up, so be off with you - NOW.
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That's done the trick Tabs, they've gone at last.
Did you manage to administer those new, stronger sleeping pills?
That lot don't really need sleeping pills, Mups, they are dopey enough!
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02-10-2020, 06:54 AM
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You better come home, Spitty Gonzales
Away from tannery row
Stop all a your a-drinkin'
With that floozy named Flo
Come on home to your adobe
And slap some mud on the wall
The roof is leakin' like a strainer
There's loads a roaches in the hall

 



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