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02-10-2020, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
You better come home, Spitty Gonzales
Away from tannery row
Stop all a your a-drinkin'
With that floozy named Flo
Come on home to your adobe
And slap some mud on the wall
The roof is leakin' like a strainer
There's loads a roaches in the hall



I hope you composed that from your abode and not ours, Spitty? Can't have you sitting about in here taking up valuable space.

Good morning ladies.
A rather dull, wet start but perhaps that will stop those troublesome men from bothering to get up this morning.
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02-10-2020, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I hope you composed that from your abode and not ours, Spitty? Can't have you sitting about in here taking up valuable space.

Good morning ladies.
A rather dull, wet start but perhaps that will stop those troublesome men from bothering to get up this morning.
Enough about you, what's the weather like where you are?
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02-10-2020, 11:41 AM
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Nice one Judd.
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02-10-2020, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
You better come home, Spitty Gonzales
Away from tannery row
Stop all a your a-drinkin'
With that floozy named Flo
Come on home to your adobe
And slap some mud on the wall
The roof is leakin' like a strainer
There's loads a roaches in the hall

No idea what that meant but if it gets rid of 'em, that's good.
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02-10-2020, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
I know how to change fuses - I can even mend the ones needing fuse wire - so button your lip and clear off!
Ah, the old silver foil trick.
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Enough about you, what's the weather like where you are?


You are very rude to me young man, considering how kind and considerate I have always been to you.

I am sure your Mother brought you up better than this, so one can only assume it is who you mix with that has led you astray.

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02-10-2020, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Ah, the old silver foil trick.


Now look 'ere dongle, we think we have been very generous and allowed you to stay longer than usual on this wet, miserable day.
However, your time is now up, so get your pack-a-mac and wellies on, and be gone in the next two minutes.
Good day to you.

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02-10-2020, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Now look 'ere dongle, we think we have been very generous and allowed you to stay longer than usual on this wet, miserable day.
However, your time is now up, so get your pack-a-mac and wellies on, and be gone in the next two minutes.
Good day to you.

Are you going somewhere? Remember to pack your furry zip up slippers.
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02-10-2020, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Are you going somewhere? Remember to pack your furry zip up slippers.

No need to for me to pack anything my dear, because it's YOU who are going.
Now stop wasting time and get gone with yer.
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02-10-2020, 01:35 PM
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No need to for me to pack anything my dear, because it's YOU who are going.
Now stop wasting time and get gone with yer.
You had better check to makes sure I have actually gone...





 



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