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13-09-2014, 08:25 AM
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Getting a Job

If you are having trouble finding employment why not try this?

Dear Mr XXXX

Re: Job application rejection rejection letter

Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of corporate candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals for employment.

Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
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13-09-2014, 09:24 AM
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Re: Getting a Job

Nice one. I remember one interview-all the usual crap. Then this guy asks `Now the 64 thousand dollar question,what class of degree do you think you will get?`

Umm I have a 2.1 and am about to get a PhD.

At least read the notes you eejit
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13-09-2014, 09:52 AM
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Re: Getting a Job

Its a good 'un Bruce
 

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