09-07-2021, 07:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Thinks... Got it! Get you wimmin a rubber boat from the Kent shoreline, put you all in it and tow it out to mid-channel on the French side and leave you to your own resources as you won't have an outboard motor or oars. We'll leave you a small saucepan to bail out the water at the bottom of the boat, though.
Oh yes, I forgot to mention, there'll be a small hole in the boat, so if you apply yourselves, you could be in France for the weekend
That is unbelievably unsociable, ungallant, and unchivalrous Judd, even for you. You are getting meaner with age.
You'd miss us far, far too much to risk us being lost at sea.
And we would only come back and haunt you forever anyway.
09-07-2021, 07:35 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Thinks... Got it! Get you wimmin a rubber boat from the Kent shoreline, put you all in it and tow it out to mid-channel on the French side and leave you to your own resources as you won't have an outboard motor or oars. We'll leave you a small saucepan to bail out the water at the bottom of the boat, though.
Oh yes, I forgot to mention, there'll be a small hole in the boat, so if you apply yourselves, you could be in France for the weekend
09-07-2021, 07:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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That is unbelievably unsociable, ungallant, and unchivalrous Judd, even for you. You are getting meaner with age.You'd miss us far, far too much to risk us being lost at sea.
And we would only come back and haunt you forever anyway.
09-07-2021, 07:37 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Savagery? How so?
Le Help!
09-07-2021, 08:19 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles
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A leaky boat and not a handsome french man in sight to rescue us?! Le Help!
You may have to come back on a spare illegal immigrant boat because if you forget to patch up the hole in your boat, it will have deflated. You should be able to get un kit de crevaison from a local hardware shop, but don't leave it too late.
09-07-2021, 08:58 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Well you did get a saucepan to bail it out with, and the hole was there as an incentive to help you get to your destination a bit quicker, thus allowing you to stay in France a bit longer.You may have to come back on a spare illegal immigrant boat because if you forget to patch up the hole in your boat, it will have deflated. You should be able to get un kit de crevaison from a local hardware shop, but don't leave it too late.
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