11-07-2021, 07:08 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Just look at the state of this place! Empty pizza boxes and beer cans, overflowing ashtrays, chewing gum on the windows, sink full of dishes, mouldy coffee cups - and Dongles dirty Y-Fronts dangling from the ceiling fan - again! Those useless male things have been in again!Well - we will have peace today - rumour has it there is some boring ball game going on somewhere - so - I have confiscated the TV, poured the last of the beer in the garden for the slugs, had a combination lock put on the 'fridge - and only females are allowed to know the combination - so those male things have no reason to be in here at all!
Oh - I forgot to feed the piranhas in the moat - have locked the drawbridge in the 'up' position and removed the stepping stones!
11-07-2021, 08:15 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Just look at the state of this place! Empty pizza boxes and beer cans, overflowing ashtrays, chewing gum on the windows, sink full of dishes, mouldy coffee cups - and Dongles dirty Y-Fronts dangling from the ceiling fan - again! Those useless male things have been in again!Well - we will have peace today - rumour has it there is some boring ball game going on somewhere - so - I have confiscated the TV, poured the last of the beer in the garden for the slugs, had a combination lock put on the 'fridge - and only females are allowed to know the combination - so those male things have no reason to be in here at all!
Oh - I forgot to feed the piranhas in the moat - have locked the drawbridge in the 'up' position and removed the stepping stones!
11-07-2021, 11:56 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Just look at the state of this place! Empty pizza boxes and beer cans, overflowing ashtrays, chewing gum on the windows, sink full of dishes, mouldy coffee cups - and Dongles dirty Y-Fronts dangling from the ceiling fan - again! Those useless male things have been in again!Well - we will have peace today - rumour has it there is some boring ball game going on somewhere - so - I have confiscated the TV, poured the last of the beer in the garden for the slugs, had a combination lock put on the 'fridge - and only females are allowed to know the combination - so those male things have no reason to be in here at all!
Oh - I forgot to feed the piranhas in the moat - have locked the drawbridge in the 'up' position and removed the stepping stones!
Oh excellent Tabby.
You are so organised, just what we need to keep those awful men out.
Having said that, I have just caught a whiff on the breeze of the Yorkie. I'd know that pong anywhere.
11-07-2021, 11:58 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Just look at the state of this place! Empty pizza boxes and beer cans, overflowing ashtrays, chewing gum on the windows, sink full of dishes, mouldy coffee cups - and Dongles dirty Y-Fronts dangling from the ceiling fan - again! Those useless male things have been in again!Well - we will have peace today - rumour has it there is some boring ball game going on somewhere - so - I have confiscated the TV, poured the last of the beer in the garden for the slugs, had a combination lock put on the 'fridge - and only females are allowed to know the combination - so those male things have no reason to be in here at all!
Oh - I forgot to feed the piranhas in the moat - have locked the drawbridge in the 'up' position and removed the stepping stones!
11-07-2021, 02:48 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oi, Judsy, you didn't congratulate me on my vast engineering and electrical knowledge yesterday.And there's you lot always thinking women can't mend things!
11-07-2021, 02:56 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles
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Don't be expecting any congrats from him, Mups....clearly he is in awe of you and your talents, and likely far too envious of your skill in such matters.
Yeah, did you notice not one of them recognised my great knowledge and handiwork?
As for Judsy, he's probably scared I'll do him out of a job.
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