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A man bought a hat for a pound
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He said It was cheap
And smelt like a sheep



While watching UFO's on TV
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While watching UFO's on TV
Eh?
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A man bought a hat for a pound
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And is now put to rest in the ground


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While stuck on the motorway slow
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I quickly changed lanes
The blood surged in my veins
And I couldn’t help shout “Tally ho”



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I fancy a walk on the beach
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05-10-2019, 10:26 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Eh?


What d'yer mean "Ey"?
I was watching a programme on the telly about UFO sightings, so started a limerick about it!


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