Re: Limericks. (New).

The judge said now look here young man
You were ordered to stop but you ran
It’s locked up for you
And your mate, too
Where you’re going you won’t get a tan


A writer of poems once said

Re: Limericks. (New).

A writer of poems once said
I do most of my work in the shed

Re: Limericks. (New).

A writer of poems once said
I do most of my work in the shed
It never does rhyme

Re: Limericks. (New).

A writer of poems once said
I do most of my work in the shed
It never does rhyme
And takes to much time

Re: Limericks. (New).

A writer of poems once said
I do most of my work in the shed
It never does rhyme
And takes to much time
I might have well stayed in bed.



I once knew a bin man called Stan

Re: Limericks. (New).

I once knew a bin man called Stan
Who reckons he eats to much bran

Re: Limericks. (New).

I once knew a bin man called Stan
Who reckons he eats to much bran
He had some with his spam
And more in a flan

Re: Limericks. (New).

I once knew a bin man called Stan
Who reckons he eats to much bran
He had some with his spam
And more in a flan
And spends to much time on the can 🚽 🤭

A man bought a hat for a pound

Re: Limericks. (New).

A man bought a hat for a pound
But the rim went just half way round

Re: Limericks. (New).

A man bought a hat for a pound
But the rim went just half way round
He said It was cheap