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To heaven upwards he soared
His maker took one look and roared
"You're in the wrong place!"
Fred yelled back at him "Ace!"
"At least down there I won't be bored!"

"Maybe not" the creator replied

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"Maybe not" the creator replied
But it wouldn't be the first time he lied

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"Maybe not" the creator replied
But it wouldn't be the first time he lied
Down into the flames Fred dropped

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"Maybe not" the creator replied
But it wouldn't be the first time he lied
Down into the flames Fred dropped
And on the hot ashes he hopped

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Maybe not" the creator replied
But it wouldn't be the first time he lied
Down into the flames Fred dropped
And on the hot ashes he hopped
"How are your feet" said the Devil, "boiled or fried"



Lucifer laughed at his little joke

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Lucifer laughed at his little joke
He really was a humorous bloke!

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Lucifer laughed at his little joke
He really was a humorous bloke!
Poor Fred started to pray

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Lucifer laughed at his little joke
He really was a humorous bloke!
Poor Fred started to pray
Saying things like "What a gay day"

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Lucifer laughed at his little joke
He really was a humorous bloke!
Poor Fred started to pray
Saying things like "What a gay day"
Said lucifer “fancy some coke”


Just then came a voice from above

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Just then came a voice from above
It sounded like Big Lil - well sort of