Tom Swifty.
You probably know all about Tom Swifties but I never heard of them before, is it a British thing?, anyway I love them, there's a weirdness about them that appeals to me, here's a few.
"I need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.
"Oops! There goes my hat!" said Tom off the top of his head.
"I can no longer hear anything," said tom deftly.
"This must be an aerobics class," Tom worked out.
"I couldn't believe there were 527,975 bees in the swarm! Tom recounted.
"Your fly is undone," was Tom's zippy rejoinder.
This is my favourite so far, "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.