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26-04-2019, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
I used to have a 3.5 inch floppy.
Didn't we all?

Of course, the ladies won't have a clue what we're talking about!
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26-04-2019, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by big ben ->
A man goes to his doctor "Doctor I have this terrible pain that goes up my right arm, across my chest and down my left arm, It,s agony, what can you do for me" The doctor gives him a good examination. "Tell me how often do you get this pain that goes up your right arm, across your chest and down your left arm?" "Every few minutes" the man says. "Well I am very sorry" the doctor replies "But the only cure that I can see is to have your testicles removed" "Oh my God" the man says, "I am only twenty five, that is my sex life ruined,"
The doctor said "It,s up to you You can either put up with the pain going up your right arm, across you chest and down your left arm or have the operation" The man decided to have the operation but before that he would take his beautiful wife away for a week and spend the whole time having sex. He had the operation but he became so moody. After a while his wife said "You are losing the will to live" she said "Go into town, get yourself a tailor made suit and we will go away for a week or so and try and forget"
He went to the tailors and was being measured up for his new suit. "Which side do you dress?" the tailor asked. "What do you mean" the man said " The tailor replied "Which side do your testicles hang?" "What difference does that make" the man said. "Well if they hang the wrong side" The tailor replied "You will get an awful pain go up your right arm across your chest and down your left arm"
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26-04-2019, 12:43 PM
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When I told Dianne Abbott that I was a vegan, she raised one hand with fingers separated and said "Live long and prosper"
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26-04-2019, 01:32 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh

Originally Posted by JBR ->
Didn't we all?

Of course, the ladies won't have a clue what we're talking about!
What are you talkin about …
Please explain ??
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26-04-2019, 02:02 PM
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What are you talkin about …
Please explain ??
I think we're talking about computer data storage devices.

I can't think of anything else.
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26-04-2019, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
I think we're talking about computer data storage devices.

I can't think of anything else.

You can go to the top of the class with that answer ..
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26-04-2019, 02:26 PM
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You can go to the top of the class with that answer ..
Thank you.

Actually, I'm beginning to wonder what was going through your mind. Go on, be honest now.
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26-04-2019, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
I used to have a 3.5 inch floppy.
Originally Posted by JBR ->
Thank you.

Actually, I'm beginning to wonder what was going through your mind. Go on, be honest now.
I thought it was a spelling error …floppy , Ploppy .

He is so vain .. I thought he has a duplicated miniature 3.5 inch ploppy doll made of himself .
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26-04-2019, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by big ben ->
a man goes to his doctor "doctor i have this terrible pain that goes up my right arm, across my chest and down my left arm, it,s agony, what can you do for me" the doctor gives him a good examination. "tell me how often do you get this pain that goes up your right arm, across your chest and down your left arm?" "every few minutes" the man says. "well i am very sorry" the doctor replies "but the only cure that i can see is to have your testicles removed" "oh my god" the man says, "i am only twenty five, that is my sex life ruined,"
the doctor said "it,s up to you you can either put up with the pain going up your right arm, across you chest and down your left arm or have the operation" the man decided to have the operation but before that he would take his beautiful wife away for a week and spend the whole time having sex. He had the operation but he became so moody. After a while his wife said "you are losing the will to live" she said "go into town, get yourself a tailor made suit and we will go away for a week or so and try and forget"
he went to the tailors and was being measured up for his new suit. "which side do you dress?" the tailor asked. "what do you mean" the man said " the tailor replied "which side do your testicles hang?" "what difference does that make" the man said. "well if they hang the wrong side" the tailor replied "you will get an awful pain go up your right arm across your chest and down your left arm"
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27-04-2019, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by sugarbug ->

He is so vain .. I thought he has a duplicated miniature 3.5 inch ploppy doll made of himself .

Don't you remember? I gave it to you, so you can stick pins in it.
 
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