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27-07-2015, 07:43 AM
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**Men only **

****CLASSES FOR MEN ONLY
AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS****

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY OCT. 30th.

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To use an Iron to iron clothes-- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To use the Toilet by Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and putting it down when finished!

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
(Note: this class meets at O´Malley´s Brew Pub on 16th Street)

Class
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for
weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right
Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open
Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at
7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday´s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion, Relaxation Exercises,
Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You´re Going
To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three
nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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27-07-2015, 10:23 AM
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Re: **Men only **

Gawd, Gaz, can hardly believe that was posted by a male!
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27-07-2015, 11:00 AM
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Re: **Men only **

Hey,us Men only have two fault's..................... Everything we say,and everything we do ! Besides,if we can't poke fun and laugh at ourselves, where's the fun in life?
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27-07-2015, 01:18 PM
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Re: **Men only **

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Gawd, Gaz, can hardly believe that was posted by a male!
Maybe he learn't his lesson Mups
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27-07-2015, 03:13 PM
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Re: **Men only **

What lesson,Sue ? Lol.
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27-07-2015, 04:12 PM
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Re: **Men only **

Originally Posted by Suzuki Sue ->
Maybe he learn't his lesson Mups


We can live in hope Sue.
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27-07-2015, 08:20 PM
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Re: **Men only **

You can't teach an old dog new tricks. And i don't do new tricks or learn lessons!
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27-07-2015, 08:35 PM
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Bravo! Very amusing...my hubby is a world class cook, but some of this is spot on...lets see...
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Fortunate that I very seldom watch TV, he goes to sleep with that remote in his paw
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right
Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Once again I'm fortunate. I can be out of the room and tell you exactly where a particular object is, including remotes, phones, glasses, keys, wallets, clean underwear
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
A real man will drive two days and still not ask for directions, who are you trying to kid?
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
I have never had more than a traffic ticket, but I get behind the wheel and he is buckling up and clutching the seat.
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28-07-2015, 04:03 PM
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Re: **Men only **

Originally Posted by Gaz55 ->
Hey,us Men only have two fault's..................... Everything we say,and everything we do ! Besides,if we can't poke fun and laugh at ourselves, where's the fun in life?
Well said
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28-07-2015, 04:47 PM
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