Saturday Giggle
I decided to go to the local mosque in Bradford for the first time to see what it was all about
:
I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
"By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammad - you will walk today."
I told him I wasn't paralysed, But I did have a small bunion on my left foot.
He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly
repeated his mantra:
"By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammad - you will walk today."
Once again, I told him there really was nothing wrong with me.
After prayers I stepped outside….
And Bugger me ----
MY CAR WAS GONE !!!!