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Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
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08-11-2018, 09:39 PM
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Don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on Boxing Day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
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08-11-2018, 10:04 PM
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08-11-2018, 11:54 PM
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I phoned my internet provider today.
I thought our WiFi was running slow.
They connected us to another mast.
Wow it is so fast now.
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09-11-2018, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by MrFraggle ->
Cats can be very costly in food and vets bills - save yourself a fortune by not having one, simply slash your furniture with a stanley knife and poop behind the couch.

Ensure that leftovers don't go off in the fridge by tossing them in the bin right after you've finished your dinner.



That made me laugh.
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09-11-2018, 12:20 AM
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Never share a slit trench with someone braver than yourself.
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09-11-2018, 12:27 AM
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Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night !
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09-11-2018, 01:09 AM
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There are two ways you can tell if you're getting old. One is by realising how many times you repeat yourself and the other is by realising how many times you repeat yourself.

If you think you are watching too much television, watch it for at least two hours a day more. Then you can be sure you are.
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09-11-2018, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by MrFraggle ->
I suspect that we are all old enough to have meany tips to help us around the house or just generally.
Here are one or two of mine.

At work and fancy some cheese on toast but no Grill , but there is a toaster .
Simply lay the toaster on its side, hey presto ! you now have a grill.

WANT to know the time?
Simply go to Argos and buy yourself a cheap watch. Hey Presto! You'll find the time printed on the till receipt.

If you have an irritating cough take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be too afraid to cough.

If you cannot fix if with a hammer you probably have an electrical problem.

You only need two tools in life - WD- 40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


Reminds me of this:

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09-11-2018, 05:48 AM
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Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.
 
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