A couple of daft ones.
I made my girlfriend's dreams come true and married her in a castle. You wouldn’t have thought it though from the miserable look on her face as we were bouncing around!
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After seducing Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are two things you all need to know. Firstly she really is as sexy as hell, and secondly the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable buggers with no sense of humour !!