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Went swimming earlier, I had a wee in the deep end.
Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!
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Went swimming earlier, I had a wee in the deep end.
Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!
LOL, I bet you were standing on the 3-metre springboard at the time.
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This one is about our Canadian friends:


Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.


The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
・ Californians shiver uncontrollably.
・ Canadians plant gardens.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
・ Italian Cars won't start
・ Canadians drive with the windows down
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
・ American water freezes
・ Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
・ New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
・ Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
・ Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
・ Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
・ Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
・ Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
・ Ethyl alcohol freezes.
・ Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
・ Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
・ Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
・ Hell freezes over.
・ The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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