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10-06-2019, 12:15 PM
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I see they have gone at last, pity they haven't got something more useful to do with their time than intrude on our privacy.

Right ladies, I must get ready to go out now, but don't tell those lazy interlopers, else they'll be in, fiddling about with all our stuff and making a mess everywhere.



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Oh Gawd, just seen that Judster bloke parking his car round the corner. . . . beware ladies, he's bound to poke his big long beak in.
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10-06-2019, 12:40 PM
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....... Just checking whether I locked the back door . . . . . .



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10-06-2019, 01:33 PM
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....... Just checking whether I locked the back door . . . . . .



I locked it.......... from the INSIDE.

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10-06-2019, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I see they have gone at last, pity they haven't got something more useful to do with their time than intrude on our privacy.

Right ladies, I must get ready to go out now, but don't tell those lazy interlopers, else they'll be in, fiddling about with all our stuff and making a mess everywhere.



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Oh Gawd, just seen that Judster bloke parking his car round the corner. . . . beware ladies, he's bound to poke his big long beak in.
Naturally. Someone has to fight the good fight against infiltration by wimmin and if that's down to LD and myself, so be it.
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10-06-2019, 02:15 PM
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Naturally. Someone has to fight the good fight against infiltration by wimmin and if that's down to LD and myself, so be it.
You won't see the wimmin for a few hours, I gave each of them a piece of paper with 'P.T.O' written on both sides.

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10-06-2019, 09:16 PM
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My patience is wearing thin with you useless chumps!

I have only just got back, and demand to know which one of tore the pages out of my road atlas, hmm?

I was late leaving here because of dongle's bit of paper he passed me with PTO on it, then when I finally got on the road, I found half me atlas missing!

For the gentle, kind, forgiving, lovely, charming, and beautiful soul I normally am, tonight I feel very angry, and have decided I don't luv either of you any more!
And what's more you are permanently banned from entering our thread ever again!


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10-06-2019, 10:19 PM
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My patience is wearing thin with you useless chumps!

I have only just got back, and demand to know which one of tore the pages out of my road atlas, hmm?

I was late leaving here because of dongle's bit of paper he passed me with PTO on it, then when I finally got on the road, I found half me atlas missing!

For the gentle, kind, forgiving, lovely, charming, and beautiful soul I normally am, tonight I feel very angry, and have decided I don't luv either of you any more!
And what's more you are permanently banned from entering our thread ever again!


Forever is a long time Mups. I reckon one of us will be along shortly.
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10-06-2019, 11:17 PM
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You must be psychic LD
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11-06-2019, 12:18 AM
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I give up, I really do.

It is time you men were nicer to us ladies - y'know, spoilt us a bit.
We are fully aware that you are a bit out of practice on spoiling ladies such as ourselves, so tomorrow we will write down a list of suggestions of where we'd like to be taken, and you can take your pick. That should make it easier for you.

How's that? I am sure the idea will grow on you.
See how helpful I can be when I choose?

I am off to bed now, to dream about all the lovely treats for my list.

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11-06-2019, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I give up, I really do.

It is time you men were nicer to us ladies - y'know, spoilt us a bit.
We are fully aware that you are a bit out of practice on spoiling ladies such as ourselves, so tomorrow we will write down a list of suggestions of where we'd like to be taken, and you can take your pick. That should make it easier for you.

How's that? I am sure the idea will grow on you.
See how helpful I can be when I choose?

I am off to bed now, to dream about all the lovely treats for my list.

Good Heavens Mups..... you seem to be last again!
Looks like these men cant cope with the pace!
 



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