27-07-2013, 09:37 AM
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only fair
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says - "Your heart, lungs, pulse, eyesight and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into so much trouble." The lady starts taking off her underwear, but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! Don't remove your clothes ... Just stick your tongue out !"But my favourite remains …
60+ year old wife is jumping up and down on the matrimonial bed, shouting “I am so happy, I had my annual health check today and my doctor said I had the breasts of a 30 year old.” Husband replies: “What did he say about your fat-arse”, she calmly replied “Your name didn’t come up!”
30-07-2013, 02:31 PM
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Re: only fair
Originally Posted by hazel
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But my favourite remains …
60+ year old wife is jumping up and down on the matrimonial bed, shouting “I am so happy, I had my annual health check today and my doctor said I had the breasts of a 30 year old.” Husband replies: “What did he say about your fat-arse”, she calmly replied “Your name didn’t come up!”
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