Who Done It?
Inspector Tess O'Poinker of The Yard (well more of an enclosed patio with flower pots) here!
There was a serious crime was committed yesterday afternoon. I need statements from you all to confirm your whereabouts.
Mr. Ivor Biggun was in his garden shed finishing his scale model of The Titanic when he heard a noise outside.
He tried to investigate but found his shed door would not open.
Someone was heard moving things in his garden and laughing!
That person was then heard running off.
Mr. Biggun's neighbour, Miss Lucy Lastic heard cries for help and managed to move the rake leaning against the shed door and let Mr. Biggun out.
Mr. Biggun's garden gnome Nigel had been stolen!
On hearing their statements it was my opinion that the robber was a member of this forum, Mr. Biggun had shouted, " Let me out! Who are you?"
He heard the robber reply, ".... OFF!" the first word was not clear.
Please give your statements below, saying where you were at 4.46pm yesterday and if you have an alibi.
I will read them all and deduce from them who has nicked Nigel and poink the perpetrator soundly.
I will also see if a ransom demand is forthcoming, we must get Nigel back, Mr. Biggun is distraught.
Please post photos of any photos that could possibly lead to Nigel's whereabouts, all sightings will be useful. Be vigilant